verdinite:

she won’t hesitate bitch

sinistercoffin:

spacefroggity:

did-you-know:

The largest cat in NYC, and possibly the world, is a 28 lb., 4-foot-long Maine Coon named Samson. He’s bigger than most bobcats (and most toddlers), and every day he likes to sit on his owner’s chest first thing in the morning. Source Source 2

Motherfucker unlimited

At least two units, no less.

gabrieldreyfuss:

Finding common ground w/ your new roommate

foxyclock:

smallrat36wagon:

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible